Scott, after a certain commercial: “I hear Jesus has been waiting for the iPhone to come to Verizon.”

Sleepy puppy.

Sleepy puppy.

RT @PBSNeedToKnow: Can you pass the U.S. #citizenship test? Take it and find out! Let us know your score: http://to.pbs.org/9qXu4q

Two months ago, I got a year’s supply of contacts. Now, I’m noticing my vision probably should have been checked again this year. Rats.

RT @ErieBlogs: Blog Post of the Week: Dahlkempers, Toy World and More http://bit.ly/anErLr

RT @Pogue: Wicked new 3-D optical illusion… http://bit.ly/da1MMi (thanks, Gizmodo)

#Lost made me cry. It’s true.

Yeeeoeww my muscles hurt!

RT @cnnbrk: Sources: Childless marriage was issue in TV chef’s alleged murder-for-hire plot http://on.cnn.com/ayLGgl